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"It’s so absurd, that it almost might be comical was it not so depressing. One can imagine pampered news anchors shouting about the fetishization of a sentient piece of chocolate and the Mars CEO jumping into a Scrooge McDuck-esque pile of money while an enslaved child is beaten for not meeting his cacao quota, and Noam Chomsky bangs his head into a wall."

"Super Limited" sneakers. The exact phrase used by those who know him best, also describes the disgraced former president, "Super Limited".

Gavin is the quintessential Mr. Californian. So fake, so disconnected from truth, that when they talk to you, they know that you know how phony and fake they sound. Yet both parties play along, as culturally being handsome & phony is considered cool in Cali. Yes they even think good looking corporate people are cool, because they have money. Looks and money are everything there. A sweet smile, kissing up (literally), plus dirty corporate politics are how to rise. Talent is irrelevant.Living there in SoCal, is almost like living in a used car lot. The macho big mouths already won.

"Noam, are you saying Anderson Cooper and his broader cohort are but a tool of the state?"..."Yes, yes I am. See Ukraine coverage."

Your boss will definitely want this GoFundMe link in order to send a portion of his or her fat bonus to their taxman, their Batman, the future rapper, fat ronald trump. Remember the Bat Signal? The trump signal is waving Franklins ($100 bills) at a trump family member. These shiny new green bills are stuck on the end of a monofilament fishing line, held by plastic clip, from a spinning rod and reel. Cast the hundys into Mara Lago, see what you reel in.

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You get what you pay for in life, in most cases. Unless of course you are incompetent in your management role. You see, those lacking in any and all people skills, routinely drive highly intelligent, highly paid employees away. So they (the sh*t mgt.) get far less than they paid for. Well, get some cheap labor right out of school, they are just as good. In fact buy them Dominoes for night shifts, they don't know pizza (or anything else).

"The first patient in the world to test a new treatment for melanoma is now cancer-free (https://lnkd.in/e64h5iVe)"..."It is intended for patients whose melanoma cannot be removed with surgery or has spread to other parts of the body...As cancers grow, lymphocytes recognize these cells as abnormal and penetrate into the tumor. These are the tumor-infiltrating lymphocytes, or TILs."

"Bob this is Dispatch, on the Santa Barbara evacuation plan. So somebody has to wake up Oprah and evacuate her, you drew the short straw. Last time Ellen DeGeneres was at her house and nearly tore the groin off the initial first responder with her bare hands and a butter knife. There are usually some angry, seriously rich people staying there, so be careful! Over. No, it's not a suicide mission Bob, but just pray it isn't Ellen, over."

What a new and promising executive gift set opportunity for the up and coming sycophant to give to their sicko boss(es)! You can wrap this golden trump shoe gift for your selfish executive in bright yellow and blue wrapping paper, to show your support for the corrupt Ukraine regime! Your executives at the highest level love the a-hole trump due to his low tax rates. As you may know, tax rates (their money in general) are all they care about.A Ukraine pin for their ugly suit lapel would be a nice side gift. The execs love to go along with wars as it raises the stock market, so whomever is running the war your boss loves them, long time. Your boss is like a cheap hooker, follows the money like a fish follows a lure.